while i am not averse to dismissing things as complete lunacy, i am a firm believer in collecting a modicum of information on a given topic before doing so, just to make sure that i’m right and everyone else is wrong. lately, i saw a really good documentary on the early history of the intelligent design movement in the states and its ties to creationism via an evolutionary missing link with the odd name of “cdesign proponentsists“. as a result, i’ve been looking at alternative and possibly competing theories. a small collection is listed below…
- darwin’s theory
- intelligent design
- the church of the flying spaghetti monster
- the church of the subgenius
it is left to the reader to decide on the relative significance of each of these…
1. hitler thought that berlin would become the world capital re-named germania. he planned a massive architectural project for this transformation that included a triumphal arch based on (but much bigger than) the one in paris, and a volkshalle (or “people’s hall”) that was a dome based on (but much, much bigger than) the pantheon in rome. hitler’s architect, albert speer, wasn’t convinced that the swampland that berlin was built on could withstand the weight of the triumphal arch, so he devised an experiment to find out. this consisted of a large block of concrete (called the schwerbelastungskörper) that was constructed on the proposed site of the arch to measure how much, and how quickly, it would sink. turned out that it sank too fast, so the conclusion was that the arch wouldn’t work – it was just too heavy. interestingly, the block is still sitting there, and is now a historic site.
2. there was a little ice age that consisted of three dips in temperature world-wide between the 16th and the 19th centuries.
3. global warming might result in global cooling. if we have enough global warning, then the polar ice caps melt. this causes an increase in fresh water in the north atlantic ocean, which could result in a re-routing of ocean currents, potentially resulting in a repeat of the little ice age (see above…).
4. people who are raised from birth in bilingual environments are better able to shift attention, organise, prioritise and avoid falling into habitual responses. see here.
5. maurice jarre died.
- get a bicycle pump
- hold the nozzle firmly against a fleshy part of your belly
- watch your two-year-old find this hilariously funny.
- note that the pitch of the squeak can be controlled both by the pump velocity and the nozzle pressure. mastering this takes great practice.
hi. i figured i’d finally jump on the bandwagon and start putting text on the web that no one will read – so i’ve started a blog. for now, i’m just curious to see if this thing maintains my attention long enough to keep adding to it. if not, then i’ll just abandon the whole thing and go back to not updating my website instead.
let’s start with a link to a small piece of wisdom regarding ears and fluff…