squeaker #1

  1. get a bicycle pump
  2. hold the nozzle firmly against a fleshy part of your belly
  3. pump
  4. watch your two-year-old find this hilariously funny.
  5. note that the pitch of the squeak can be controlled both by the pump velocity and the nozzle pressure. mastering this takes great practice.

hello world! my first blog

hi. i figured i’d finally jump on the bandwagon and start putting text on the web that no one will read – so i’ve started a blog. for now, i’m just curious to see if this thing maintains my attention long enough to keep adding to it. if not, then i’ll just abandon the whole thing and go back to not updating my website instead.

let’s start with a link to a small piece of wisdom regarding ears and fluff